Noted bigot Michele Bachmann now pledges to ban “all forms” of pornography. http://tinyurl.com/6ghfj8x In honor of complex thinking and not imposing one’s narrow religious beliefs on the rest of the population, I pledge all True Porn Clerk Stories book royalties from July 8 through July 15 to Obama 2012. It’s available in paperback or on Kindle.
Leave a comment here or hit me up on Twitter if you think of another way I can annoy (but not harass) Ms. Bachmann with my books. If you’re the first person who comes up with an idea that I put into use, you’ll get your very own signed copy.