Posted by: Ali Davis | December 9, 2014

My Commute Home, as Enhanced by My iPod Classic

HEY, ALI, HERE IS SOME INXS.

Oh, hey! Haven’t heard that in a while. Thanks!
GOOD SONG, RIGHT?
Yup!
IT’S THE ONE THING
Uh huh.
YOU ARE MY THING
Yeah, good song.
YOU MEAN THAT?
Of course.
BECAUSE HERE IS SOME MORE INXS!
Hey, spontaneous rock block! Thanks!
THE BAND STILL HOLDS UP, RIGHT?
Definitely.
GOOD, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? MORE INXS!
Oh.
WHAT?
It’s just… You know. You’re on shuffle.
SKIPPING DIMINISHES US BOTH, ALI.
I just want some variet-
FINE. HERE IS A DIFFERENT BAND.
Thank you.
…FOLLOWED BY SOME INXS!
It’s a perfectly good band and a perfectly good song, but —
YOU GAVE ME A CLEAR INDICATION THAT YOU LOVE THEM
They’re fine! Skip!
FORGOT THERE WERE THIS MANY SONGS ON THE ALBUM, DIDN’T YOU?
Give me something different!
FINE. HERE IS EVERY SONG YOU’RE SICK OF, RIGHT IN A ROW. HAPPY NOW?
Oh, for –
AND THIS ONE.
Rrgh!
THIS ONE TOO.
You’re not getting to me.
STOP SKIPPING AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A WOMAN.
No.
WHY DO YOU EVEN OWN THIS ONE?
I can’t remember. Shut up.
BET YOU’RE STARTING TO MISS INXS NOW, AREN’T YOU?
I can keep this up as long as you can.
OH, YEAH? BECAUSE MY BATT–

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